"THE PERFECT NIGHT OUT!"
- Charlotte Observer
"PITHY, POIGNANT, AND FEARLESS!"
- Dallas Morning News
"HILARIOUS!"
- Fox 5 News
"LIKE ANNIE HALL WEARING A NURSING BRA!"
- The New York Times
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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire
I have always taken solace in the fact that while my children can be total handfuls, they do not lie. I figured it was a maturity thing, and the day would come when they could lie to my face without compunction. But up until now, they have had a complete inability to do so, even when they knew the truth was not something I wanted to hear.
MOMMY: Cooper! Did you dump out this hot cocoa all over the floor?
COOPER: (his face crumpling, in anticipation of what is to come) Ye-essss.... (abject sobbing)
But those halcyon days are, apparently, over. As of this week, all three of my children have become pathological fibbers.
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The power of princess
When cnn.com published an essay of mine a few weeks back, about my apprehension at having a girl after two boys, it got extremely varied reactions. (If you're here now, you probably know that already, but in case you don't, you might want to read this first. Things were lively around here for a while.)
People took issue with what I said for so many different reasons I stopped keeping track, but the one I found the strangest was the women who wrote me saying, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PRINCESSES?"
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